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<h1>World's Greatest Dud®</h1>

World's Greatest Dud®

Slack Royally.™

For All Who Kick Butt at Kickin' Back

For well over a decade, the World's Greatest Dud® brand has created t-shirts, hoodies, stickers and other apparel and accessories: all for real dads ... and unapologetic duds.

It started as a whimsical commentary on fatherhood and the “World's Greatest Dad” concept. Think about it, if there can be only one true greatest dad in the world, then some tycoon who’s enrolled his kid in the Pony-of-the-Month Club has us all beat. Hence, WGD’s original tagline: “Only One Dad Can Be Best, Here’s to the Rest.”

But Dudism can bless us all, not just male progenitors. After all, no one can be on 24/7. The Grind will actually accomplish its mission if one remains beneath it indefinitely. So, over time, I’ve evolved and expanded the concept to grant blanket permission for all humans to Go Dud. If you must be a slacker: Slack Royally.™

A few of the collections within the World's Greatest Dud universe.

WGD Classics — Frank and funny designs that stand (okay, mostly sit around) the test of time.

Dud Life™ — Proclaim your duditude ... when you get around to it.

Dudley Speaks — He’s not just a pretty blank face. The WGD logo opens his mouth and truth comes out.

The Armchairman™ — International symbols of rest, relaxation and borderline narcosis.

Wanna See More?

Then buy what’s here. Your support through loving and buying our original, one-of-a-kind designs on t-shirts, sweatshirts and accessories is the number one motivation to get us up off the couch and create even more cool designs that help you Slack Royally.™

World's Greatest Dud®

World's Greatest Dud®

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The World's Greatest Dud® Brand. ©2006 Existential Garnish, Inc. “World’s Greatest Dud,” “Only One Dad Can Be Best, Here’s to the Rest,” “Slack Royally,” “Pop’s Choppers,” “Dud Life,” “The Armchairman” and the crown-wearing Dudley icon are all trademarks of Existential Garnish, Inc.

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