The Pipeline

Whatever the total number of items available here today, add a couple zeros for the near future.

My Existential Garnish™ peppers the internet with stray shops offering radical originality on many fronts.

Here's a list of just some of my other shops. It's all migrating over here eventually ... and much more. Contact me to let me know which brand to bring over next. 

Mich.
Trilliumnaire™
Socialism Inc.™
Quaint Brain™
Northling™
BasketBill™
Dutch Vandervan™
Saug Daug™
The Self-awarehouse™
MI Says Hi™ (2)

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