Existential Garnish
Everything you can imagine. But didn't.™
ART, APPAREL AND ANOMALIES TO GARNISH YOUR EXISTENCE.
Or, find the brands that fit you.
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Start here. Our stuff does.
Dive in and shop everything. Every concept and brand here was born in a wet, wild and wonderful human brain.
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Smile like you've earned it.
Shine—inside and out—with Oddly Happy apparel and accessory designs.
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What's it all about?
Every Existential Garnish design begins in Gray Matter Mode™.
Every concept on this site was sparked by human gray matter, not a prompt. Learn more here.
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Smileclops™ Round Sticker - Indoor/Outdoor Décor
$3.95 - $9.95
Brand spotlight: MI Says Hi™
No state is friendlier than Michigan. Bike-friendly. Hike-friendly. Ski-friendly. Golf-friendly. Boat-friendly. Swim-friendly. Hunt-friendly. Fish-friendly. Everything-friendly. That's why we created the MI Says Hi™ brand. The waving Michigan logo just says it all — doesn't matter if you're a friend, family or complete stranger: MI just says "hi." Just look at a map.
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MI Says Hi™ Indoor/Outdoor Vinyl Sticker
$4.95 - $9.95
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From the Existential Garnish blog.
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Party at the End of Humanity. Not.
Extinction 2030 is an imagined global music festival celebrating humanity's resilience in the age of AI. Explore the concept, the vision, and the m...
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Michigan is Everything-Friendly
Michigan is more than one kind of friendly. From hiking, biking, boating, and beaches to wine and fishing, discover the idea behind MI Says Hi, an ...
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Halloween Costumes: Embrace the Weird This Season
Skip the predictable Halloween costume ideas. Discover strange, original wearable concepts from InstaCostume, including graphic tees, sweatshirts, ...
