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Dive in and shop everything. Every concept and brand here was born in a wet, wild and wonderful human brain.
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Father's Day is June 21.
Original dad gifts from the World's Greatest Dud® brand. Order by June 11.
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What's it all about?
Father's Day Gifts by World's Greatest Dud®
Original, offbeat apparel and gifts for dads, duds and slackers. Since 2006. Order by June 11 for Father's Day delivery.
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Every Existential Garnish design begins in Gray Matter Mode™.
Every concept on this site was sparked by human gray matter, not a prompt. Learn more here.
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Smileclops™ Round Sticker - Indoor/Outdoor Décor
$3.95 - $9.95
Brand spotlight: MI Says Hi™
No state is friendlier than Michigan. Bike-friendly. Hike-friendly. Ski-friendly. Golf-friendly. Boat-friendly. Swim-friendly. Hunt-friendly. Fish-friendly. Everything-friendly. That's why we created the MI Says Hi™ brand. The waving Michigan logo just says it all — doesn't matter if you're a friend, family or complete stranger: MI just says "hi." Just look at a map.
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MI Says Hi™ Indoor/Outdoor Vinyl Sticker
$4.95 - $9.95
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From the Existential Garnish blog.
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Michigan is Everything-Friendly
Colorado is skier-friendly. Kentucky is whisky-drinker-friendly. South Carolina: golfer-friendly. Every state has a niche that it welcomes like-mi...
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Halloween Costumes: Embrace the Weird This Season
If you're looking for a SPOOKtacular blog post about BOOtiful Halloween designs, you're in the wrong place. Try the cheese aisle at your local groc...
