World's Greatest Dud® - The Armchairman™ - Prone Prone - Heavy Cotton Tee
$24.95
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Description
The Armchairman™ graduates from the recliner to the couch for full-on, face-down, lights-out, drool-pool nappy time. You prone to go prone after a long day? Then this is the design for you, Van Winkle.
Our 20-Year Anniversary! Since 2006, World’s Greatest Dud® has supplied dads, duds and those who love them with unique, slacker-powered apparel and gifts. Must be doing something right. When we get around to doing something.
Product Details
Printed on the Gildan 5000 — a 100% US cotton classic at 5.3 oz/yd². Comfortable year-round, durable knit keeps the Prone Prone design looking sharp wash after wash.
- 100% US cotton, ethically grown and harvested
- Medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd²) — comfortable year-round
- Classic crew neck fit
- Reinforced shoulders for lasting shape
- Tear-away label — no itch, no scratch
- Certified OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100
Note: Due to fabric properties, the White color may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.
Care: Machine wash warm, tumble dry medium. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.
The Armchairman™ — Prone Prone edition. Part of the growing Armchairman™ line from World’s Greatest Dud® — international symbols of rest, relaxation and borderline narcosis. Also see: Trendsitter™ and Lethargynius™.
