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World's Greatest Dud® - Dudley Speaks - Let's Not - Heavy Cotton Tee

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Dudley, our usually tight-lipped spokesdud, speaks words of slackerdom.

Our 20-Year Anniversary! Since 2006, World’s Greatest Dud® has supplied dads, duds and those who love them with unique, slacker-powered apparel and gifts. Must be doing something right. When we get around to doing something.

Product Details

Printed on the Gildan 5000 — a 100% US cotton classic at 5.3 oz/yd². Comfortable year-round, durable knit keeps Dudley’s words of wisdom looking sharp wash after wash.

  • 100% US cotton, ethically grown and harvested
  • Medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd²) — comfortable year-round
  • Classic crew neck fit
  • Reinforced shoulders for lasting shape
  • Tear-away label — no itch, no scratch
  • Certified OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100

Note: Due to fabric properties, the White color may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.

Care: Machine wash warm, tumble dry medium. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.

Dudley Speaks — He’s not just a pretty blank face. When the World’s Greatest Dud® logo opens its mouth, truth comes out. Part of the Dudley Speaks line of tees. Also see: Tried. Trying.

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Description

Dudley, our usually tight-lipped spokesdud, speaks words of slackerdom.

Our 20-Year Anniversary! Since 2006, World’s Greatest Dud® has supplied dads, duds and those who love them with unique, slacker-powered apparel and gifts. Must be doing something right. When we get around to doing something.

Product Details

Printed on the Gildan 5000 — a 100% US cotton classic at 5.3 oz/yd². Comfortable year-round, durable knit keeps Dudley’s words of wisdom looking sharp wash after wash.

  • 100% US cotton, ethically grown and harvested
  • Medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd²) — comfortable year-round
  • Classic crew neck fit
  • Reinforced shoulders for lasting shape
  • Tear-away label — no itch, no scratch
  • Certified OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100

Note: Due to fabric properties, the White color may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.

Care: Machine wash warm, tumble dry medium. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.

Dudley Speaks — He’s not just a pretty blank face. When the World’s Greatest Dud® logo opens its mouth, truth comes out. Part of the Dudley Speaks line of tees. Also see: Tried. Trying.

The World's Greatest Dud® brand

For well over a decade, the World's Greatest Dud® brand has created t-shirts, hoodies, stickers and other apparel and accessories: all for real dads ... and unapologetic duds.

It started as a whimsical commentary on fatherhood and the “World's Greatest Dad” concept. Think about it, if there can be only one true greatest dad in the world, then some tycoon who’s enrolled his kid in the Pony-of-the-Month Club has us all beat. Hence, WGD’s original tagline: “Only One Dad Can Be Best, Here’s to the Rest.”

But Dudism can bless us all, not just male progenitors. After all, no one can be on 24/7. So, over time, I’ve evolved and expanded the concept to grant blanket permission for all humans to Go Dud. If you must be a slacker: Slack Royally.™

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