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World's Greatest Dud® - Dudley - Heavy Cotton Tee

$24.95

SKU: 23358516303950828404

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      Wear Dudley, our official spokesdud (in the rare occasions he summons the energy to speak). He’s the crown-sporting, expressionless face of the World's Greatest Dud® brand, just existing, regally, on your chest—a quiet reminder that you too have earned the right to Slack Royally.™

      Our 20-Year Anniversary! Since 2006, World's Greatest Dud® has supplied dads, duds and those who love them, with unique, slacker-powered apparel and gifts. Must be doing something right. When we get around to doing something.

      Product Details:

      The Dudley tee is printed on the Gildan 5000 — a 100% US cotton classic known for its medium-weight feel (5.3 oz/yd²) and durable, comfortable fit. Tightly knit fabric keeps the Dudley logo looking sharp wash after wash.

      • 100% US cotton, ethically grown and harvested
      • Medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd²) — comfortable year-round
      • Classic crew neck fit
      • Reinforced shoulders for lasting shape
      • Tear-away label — no itch, no scratch
      • Certified OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100

      Note: Due to fabric properties, the White color may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.

      Care: Machine wash warm, tumble dry medium. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.

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      Description

      Wear Dudley, our official spokesdud (in the rare occasions he summons the energy to speak). He’s the crown-sporting, expressionless face of the World's Greatest Dud® brand, just existing, regally, on your chest—a quiet reminder that you too have earned the right to Slack Royally.™

      Our 20-Year Anniversary! Since 2006, World's Greatest Dud® has supplied dads, duds and those who love them, with unique, slacker-powered apparel and gifts. Must be doing something right. When we get around to doing something.

      Product Details:

      The Dudley tee is printed on the Gildan 5000 — a 100% US cotton classic known for its medium-weight feel (5.3 oz/yd²) and durable, comfortable fit. Tightly knit fabric keeps the Dudley logo looking sharp wash after wash.

      • 100% US cotton, ethically grown and harvested
      • Medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd²) — comfortable year-round
      • Classic crew neck fit
      • Reinforced shoulders for lasting shape
      • Tear-away label — no itch, no scratch
      • Certified OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100

      Note: Due to fabric properties, the White color may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.

      Care: Machine wash warm, tumble dry medium. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.

      The World's Greatest Dud® brand

      For well over a decade, the World's Greatest Dud® brand has created t-shirts, hoodies, stickers and other apparel and accessories: all for real dads ... and unapologetic duds.

      It started as a whimsical commentary on fatherhood and the "World's Greatest Dad" concept. Think about it, if there can be only one true greatest dad in the world, then some tycoon who's enrolled his kid in the Pony-of-the-Month Club has us all beat. Hence, WGD's original tagline: "Only One Dad Can Be Best, Here's to the Rest."

      But Dudism can bless us all, not just male progenitors. After all, no one can be on 24/7. So, over time, I've evolved and expanded the concept to grant blanket permission for all humans to Go Dud. If you must be a slacker: Slack Royally.™

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