Description

Socialism™ thanks Existential Garnish for this guest brand spot on its greedy, selfish, free-market-capitalist website. For more information: SocialismInc.com.

This is a Socialism™ t-shirt. Its design states: Share the Love. And Everything Else You Used to Own. Surely the youngsters (and others who should know better) clamoring for the loving caring and sharing of Socialism™ are equally excited to share their own stuff as well. Collective ownership of everything includes YOUR things, but we're sure you thought all this through. Can't wait to share the hap, hap, happy future with you!

This is the design available on this product as determined by the collective, and these are the prices required to sustain the collective. The collective has spoken.

And now, some brief but necessary capitalist groveling about this product:

A sturdy heavy cotton tee — medium-weight 100% cotton with a classic relaxed fit and crew neckline. The print stays sharp and the colors hold wash after wash.

About the tee:

• Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² fabric, 100% cotton made with ethically grown US cotton
• Classic fit with a crew neckline for comfortable, relaxed wear
• Tear-away label — no itchy neck tag
• Seamless body with reinforced shoulders keeps its shape wash after wash
• Independently certified free from harmful substances
• Machine washable
• Heads up: the white version may look slightly off-white rather than bright white
• Made to order — please allow about 2 weeks for delivery