Description

Socialism™ thanks Existential Garnish for this guest brand spot on its greedy, selfish, free-market-capitalist website. For more information: SocialismInc.com.

This t-shirt for Socialism™ says: Socialism™ Live the Simple Life. Or Else. Isn't that the youngsters (and others who should know better) are clamoring for? Just everybody living a simple life. No greed. Nobody doing any better than anyone else. Nevermind pesky human nature. Somebody steps out of line. Innovates. Invents. Attempts self-actualization for personal gain. Who needs that aberration? So not cool. Thank goodness The Collective will set them straight. And we'll be back to peaceful, fair sharing of the few goods we can all harmoniously muster. Utopia here we come!

This is the t-shirt design available on this clothing product as determined by the collective, and these are the prices required to sustain the collective. The collective has spoken.

And now, a brief bout of necessary capitalist groveling about this product:

And now, some brief but necessary capitalist groveling about this product:

A sturdy heavy cotton tee — medium-weight 100% cotton with a classic relaxed fit and crew neckline. The print stays sharp and the colors hold wash after wash.

About the tee:

• Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² fabric, 100% cotton made with ethically grown US cotton
• Classic fit with a crew neckline for comfortable, relaxed wear
• Tear-away label — no itchy neck tag
• Seamless body with reinforced shoulders keeps its shape wash after wash
• Independently certified free from harmful substances
• Machine washable
• Heads up: the white version may look slightly off-white rather than bright white
• Made to order — please allow about 2 weeks for delivery