Description

Socialism™ thanks Existential Garnish for this guest brand spot on its greedy, selfish, free-market-capitalist website. For more information: SocialismInc.com.

This t-shirt design for Socialism™ says on the front: Socialism™ Fairness Perfected. Happiness Overrated. The youngsters (and others who should know better) are finally going to get what they've been whining for: absolute fairness. Nobody doing worse. Nobody doing better. Good thing those folks will never have another idea, inkling, impulse and/or ambition to get ahead. Earn more than the other guy. Own something more than the other gal. You know: be recognized more favorably than the next because of personal drive, vision or skill. No, they'll all just revel in the perfect fairness of it all. Ahh, sublime.

This is the t-shirt design available on this product as determined by the collective, and these are the prices required to sustain the collective. The collective has spoken.

And now, a brief bout of necessary capitalist groveling about this product:

And now, some brief but necessary capitalist groveling about this product:

A sturdy heavy cotton tee — medium-weight 100% cotton with a classic relaxed fit and crew neckline. The print stays sharp and the colors hold wash after wash.

About the tee:

• Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² fabric, 100% cotton made with ethically grown US cotton
• Classic fit with a crew neckline for comfortable, relaxed wear
• Tear-away label — no itchy neck tag
• Seamless body with reinforced shoulders keeps its shape wash after wash
• Independently certified free from harmful substances
• Machine washable
• Heads up: the white version may look slightly off-white rather than bright white
• Made to order — please allow about 2 weeks for delivery