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The Soggy Synapse Club™ - Think, Human. - Heavy Cotton Tee

$27.95

SKU: 33971653302939311492


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Description

Are you a human? Then welcome to the club. The Soggy Synapse Club. Anyone with some soggy gray matter in their skull (as opposed to AI's dry, soulless circuits) is an automatic member. Defend and celebrate your humanness in solidarity with your fellow homo sapiens by proudly displaying the Soggy Synapse Club logo—just dripping with the wet, wistful, wonderful thoughts that AI can only wish it had.

This particular design is all about the comma. You read it first without it: "Think Human." Then the eye goes back and catches the invitation to think, human. Think about what? Being human, of course.

Product Details:
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.


.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Description

Are you a human? Then welcome to the club. The Soggy Synapse Club. Anyone with some soggy gray matter in their skull (as opposed to AI's dry, soulless circuits) is an automatic member. Defend and celebrate your humanness in solidarity with your fellow homo sapiens by proudly displaying the Soggy Synapse Club logo—just dripping with the wet, wistful, wonderful thoughts that AI can only wish it had.

This particular design is all about the comma. You read it first without it: "Think Human." Then the eye goes back and catches the invitation to think, human. Think about what? Being human, of course.

Product Details:
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.


.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

The Soggy Synapse Club™

Are you a human? Then welcome to the club. The Soggy Synapse Club™. Anyone with some soggy gray matter in their skull (as opposed to AI's dry, soulless circuits) is an automatic member. Defend and celebrate your humanness in solidarity with your fellow homo sapiens by proudly displaying the Soggy Synapse Club logo—just dripping with the wet, wistful, wonderful thoughts that AI can only wish it had.

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