Description

Socialism™ thanks Existential Garnish for this guest brand spot on its greedy, selfish, free-market-capitalist website. For more information: SocialismInc.com.

This Socialism™ t-shirt design says: Socialism™ Weaponizing Envy Since 1848. Yeah! We at Socialism™ like to think we put a little oomph behind the idea the ol' zero sum game. That guy's got more than me therefore I must have less because of him. Powerful stuff. Dubious at best, but back in 1848 we ran with it anyway. Fast forward to today and we've got a growing number of youngsters (and others who should know better) who are actually for building an economic system around it. Who are we, Socialism™ itself, to argue?

This is the t-shirt design available on this clothing product as determined by the collective, and these are the prices required to sustain the collective. The collective has spoken.

And now, a brief bout of necessary capitalist groveling about this product:

And now, some brief but necessary capitalist groveling about this product:

A sturdy heavy cotton tee — medium-weight 100% cotton with a classic relaxed fit and crew neckline. The print stays sharp and the colors hold wash after wash.

About the tee:

• Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² fabric, 100% cotton made with ethically grown US cotton
• Classic fit with a crew neckline for comfortable, relaxed wear
• Tear-away label — no itchy neck tag
• Seamless body with reinforced shoulders keeps its shape wash after wash
• Independently certified free from harmful substances
• Machine washable
• Heads up: the white version may look slightly off-white rather than bright white
• Made to order — please allow about 2 weeks for delivery