Description

Socialism™ thanks Existential Garnish for this guest brand spot on its greedy, selfish, free-market-capitalist website. For more information: SocialismInc.com.

This is a Socialism™ t-shirt. Its design states: Not Responsible for Lost and Stolen Items (with the "Not" crossed out). We, being Socialism™ itself, have always had a problem with those cover-your-butt signs at coat checks and similar spots that claim no responsibility for pilfered stuff. We say: revel in it! Dang straight we take stuff—Socialism™ takes ALL the stuff. And makes it everybody's stuff. And kind of nobody's stuff at the same time. In other words: Ownership? That ship has sailed. To the youngsters (and others who should know better) who clamored for Socialism™ but expected to retain the glorious gadgets and gains of capitalism ... sorry. Just think of it as extra bodacious extreme sharing, homies.

This is the design available on this product as determined by the collective, and these are the prices required to sustain the collective. The collective has spoken.

And now, some brief but necessary capitalist groveling about this product:

A sturdy heavy cotton tee — medium-weight 100% cotton with a classic relaxed fit and crew neckline. The print stays sharp and the colors hold wash after wash.

About the tee:

• Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² fabric, 100% cotton made with ethically grown US cotton
• Classic fit with a crew neckline for comfortable, relaxed wear
• Tear-away label — no itchy neck tag
• Seamless body with reinforced shoulders keeps its shape wash after wash
• Independently certified free from harmful substances
• Machine washable
• Heads up: the white version may look slightly off-white rather than bright white
• Made to order — please allow about 2 weeks for delivery