Description

Socialism™ thanks Existential Garnish for this guest brand spot on its greedy, selfish, free-market-capitalist website. For more information: SocialismInc.com.

This is a Socialism™ t-shirt with a design that says: Socialism™ Eliminating Want. In Other Words, There's Nothing You Want.

All the youngsters (and those who should know better) are asking for Socialism™ to simply erase want in the world. Easy. We all get together and only make and share what everybody needs. Solved! Oh, you WANT a smartphone? Uh, Socialism™ don't play that. You WANT the latest medical advances? No, see, WANT ain't in the vocabulary. See, you set aside your human nature for just the necessities of the common good. Now what's so hard about that? We're keeping it simple. For the simple.

This is the t-shirt design available on this clothing product as determined by the collective, and these are the prices required to sustain the collective. The collective has spoken.

And now, some brief but necessary capitalist groveling about this product:

A sturdy heavy cotton tee — medium-weight 100% cotton with a classic relaxed fit and crew neckline. The print stays sharp and the colors hold wash after wash.

About the tee:

• Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² fabric, 100% cotton made with ethically grown US cotton
• Classic fit with a crew neckline for comfortable, relaxed wear
• Tear-away label — no itchy neck tag
• Seamless body with reinforced shoulders keeps its shape wash after wash
• Independently certified free from harmful substances
• Machine washable
• Heads up: the white version may look slightly off-white rather than bright white
• Made to order — please allow about 2 weeks for delivery