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Smileclops™ - Jolly Good. Grumpy Bad. - Heavy Cotton Tee

$27.95

SKU: 10126418413641851706

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    Description

    Cheerio, happy one. You jolly well know that keeping chipper beats being down in the dumps any day. And every day.

    Smileclops™ • Oddly Happy.

    Product Details

    Printed on the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton tee — 100% cotton at 5.3 oz/yd², tightly knit for sharp print detail and long-lasting color.

    • 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) — medium-weight, year-round comfort
    • Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
    • Seamless body for a cleaner, smoother feel
    • Reinforced shoulders — holds its shape wash after wash
    • Tear-away label — no itch, no scratch
    • Certified OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100
    • Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton

    Note: Due to fabric properties, the White color may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.

    Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

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    Description

    Cheerio, happy one. You jolly well know that keeping chipper beats being down in the dumps any day. And every day.

    Smileclops™ • Oddly Happy.

    Product Details

    Printed on the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton tee — 100% cotton at 5.3 oz/yd², tightly knit for sharp print detail and long-lasting color.

    • 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) — medium-weight, year-round comfort
    • Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
    • Seamless body for a cleaner, smoother feel
    • Reinforced shoulders — holds its shape wash after wash
    • Tear-away label — no itch, no scratch
    • Certified OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100
    • Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton

    Note: Due to fabric properties, the White color may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.

    Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

    The Smileclops™ brand

    Smileclops' freakily fantastic face is for those who know that happiness is a conscious process: something to be imperfectly wrestled from snarly reality, not lazily downloaded in crystal clear 4K and numbly "consumed."

    The Smileclops™ brand is about bypassing easy, artificial smiles to achieve an authentic, self-won happiness despite the you-know-what show that is the 21st-century human experience. In short, you're one of the mutant few who are, oddly, happy.

    And back in 2009, I created a mutant icon to match.

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