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Smileclops™ - Beam - Tote Bag (3 Sizes)

$22.95

SKU: 25708628409370581504

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Description

Catching some rays? Make it a happy day at the beach, or shopping, or running errands, or anywhere you need to bring a sunny smile with you.

Smileclops™ • Oddly Happy.

Product Details

All-over dye sublimation print on a spun polyester tote — vivid, high-detail visuals that won't fade. Available in three sizes with multiple handle color options.

  • 100% spun polyester (6.49 oz/yd²) — durable and lightweight
  • All-over dye sublimation printing for edge-to-edge color
  • Double-stitched seams for added durability
  • Cotton webbing straps
  • Non-woven laminate interior lining
  • 5 handle color options
  • Available in 3 sizes: 13"×13", 16"×16", 18"×18"

Note: Size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm).

Care: Spot clean only.

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Description

Catching some rays? Make it a happy day at the beach, or shopping, or running errands, or anywhere you need to bring a sunny smile with you.

Smileclops™ • Oddly Happy.

Product Details

All-over dye sublimation print on a spun polyester tote — vivid, high-detail visuals that won't fade. Available in three sizes with multiple handle color options.

  • 100% spun polyester (6.49 oz/yd²) — durable and lightweight
  • All-over dye sublimation printing for edge-to-edge color
  • Double-stitched seams for added durability
  • Cotton webbing straps
  • Non-woven laminate interior lining
  • 5 handle color options
  • Available in 3 sizes: 13"×13", 16"×16", 18"×18"

Note: Size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm).

Care: Spot clean only.

The Smileclops™ brand

Smileclops' freakily fantastic face is for those who know that happiness is a conscious process: something to be imperfectly wrestled from snarly reality, not lazily downloaded in crystal clear 4K and numbly "consumed."

The Smileclops™ brand is about bypassing easy, artificial smiles to achieve an authentic, self-won happiness despite the you-know-what show that is the 21st-century human experience. In short, you're one of the mutant few who are, oddly, happy.

And back in 2009, I created a mutant icon to match.

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