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InstaCostume Wallflower Costume - Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt

$49.95

SKU: 15714005226462500824


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Description

This shirt/costume is the ultimate paradox. You're dressed as a wallflower, someone who blends into the background. Yet you'll stand out from wearing the coolest costume around. Don't let it scramble your brain, just head out in this ultra-unique costume and collect the compliments.

About the sweatshirt: a cozy heavy blend crewneck that carries the Wallflower costume from Halloween night through the whole chilly season.

  • 50/50 cotton-polyester heavy blend — soft, warm and built to last
  • Classic fit with a crew neckline — relaxed and true to size
  • Ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs — holds its shape through repeated washes
  • Tear-away label — no itchy neck tag
  • Ethically made with US-grown cotton
  • Machine washable
  • Heads up: the white variant may appear slightly off-white
  • Made to order — please allow about 2 weeks for delivery

Description

This shirt/costume is the ultimate paradox. You're dressed as a wallflower, someone who blends into the background. Yet you'll stand out from wearing the coolest costume around. Don't let it scramble your brain, just head out in this ultra-unique costume and collect the compliments.

About the sweatshirt: a cozy heavy blend crewneck that carries the Wallflower costume from Halloween night through the whole chilly season.

  • 50/50 cotton-polyester heavy blend — soft, warm and built to last
  • Classic fit with a crew neckline — relaxed and true to size
  • Ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs — holds its shape through repeated washes
  • Tear-away label — no itchy neck tag
  • Ethically made with US-grown cotton
  • Machine washable
  • Heads up: the white variant may appear slightly off-white
  • Made to order — please allow about 2 weeks for delivery

The InstaCostume™ brand

When did Halloween stop being weird? These days it's either bore or gore: boringly derivative takes on the latest media and trends, or over-the-top blood and guts stuff that's about as imaginative as an autopsy.

That's why, way back in 2006, I started percolating the idea of smart, offbeat t-shirt-based Halloween costumes that brought kooky back to spooky. AKA: InstaCostumes.

Here's my prediction: my InstaCostumes and Halloween t-shirts and accessories will be such a hit at your parties and trick-or-treating, you might even score extra candy. Let me know with the contact form how it goes!

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