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InstaCostume™ - The Volfman - Heavy Cotton Tee

$29.95

SKU: 13874558139308650206

      Description

      Volfgang Amadeus Mozart wasn't just good. He was scary good. Share your love of his fearsome talent with this blood-curdlingly exquisite design ON THE BACK of a black, hefty, 100%-cotton t-shirt. Suitable for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating or anytime you feel like celebrating astonishing creative genius.

      About the tee:

      - Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.

      - The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

      - The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.

      - Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. 

      Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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      Description

      Volfgang Amadeus Mozart wasn't just good. He was scary good. Share your love of his fearsome talent with this blood-curdlingly exquisite design ON THE BACK of a black, hefty, 100%-cotton t-shirt. Suitable for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating or anytime you feel like celebrating astonishing creative genius.

      About the tee:

      - Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.

      - The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

      - The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.

      - Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. 

      Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

      The InstaCostume™ brand

      When did Halloween stop being weird? These days it's either bore or gore: boringly derivative takes on the latest media and trends, or over-the-top blood and guts stuff that's about as imaginative as an autopsy.

      That's why, way back in 2006, I started percolating the idea of smart, offbeat t-shirt-based Halloween costumes that brought kooky back to spooky. AKA: InstaCostumes.

      Here's my prediction: my InstaCostumes and Halloween t-shirts and accessories will be such a hit at your parties and trick-or-treating, you might even score extra candy. Let me know with the contact form how it goes!

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