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InstaCostume™ Mummies - Heavy Cotton Tee

$29.95

SKU: 12647720246386881620

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      It's no coincidence there's a "mother" in "smother." Perfect for Halloween, or any time you want to elicit laughter at Mom's expense. This 100% cotton tee has a seamless body, which eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes.

      About the shirt: a sturdy heavy cotton Halloween t-shirt costume that keeps the print looking sharp wash after wash.

      • 100% cotton, medium-weight fabric — soft, breathable and built to last
      • Classic fit with a crew neckline — relaxed and true to size
      • Tear-away label — no itchy neck tag
      • Seamless body and reinforced shoulders — holds its shape through repeated washes
      • Ethically made with US-grown cotton
      • Machine washable
      • Made to order — please allow about 2 weeks for delivery

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      It's no coincidence there's a "mother" in "smother." Perfect for Halloween, or any time you want to elicit laughter at Mom's expense. This 100% cotton tee has a seamless body, which eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes.

      About the shirt: a sturdy heavy cotton Halloween t-shirt costume that keeps the print looking sharp wash after wash.

      • 100% cotton, medium-weight fabric — soft, breathable and built to last
      • Classic fit with a crew neckline — relaxed and true to size
      • Tear-away label — no itchy neck tag
      • Seamless body and reinforced shoulders — holds its shape through repeated washes
      • Ethically made with US-grown cotton
      • Machine washable
      • Made to order — please allow about 2 weeks for delivery

      The InstaCostume™ brand

      When did Halloween stop being weird? These days it's either bore or gore: boringly derivative takes on the latest media and trends, or over-the-top blood and guts stuff that's about as imaginative as an autopsy.

      That's why, way back in 2006, I started percolating the idea of smart, offbeat t-shirt-based Halloween costumes that brought kooky back to spooky. AKA: InstaCostumes.

      Here's my prediction: my InstaCostumes and Halloween t-shirts and accessories will be such a hit at your parties and trick-or-treating, you might even score extra candy. Let me know with the contact form how it goes!

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