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InstaCostume™ - Cookie Jar Costume- Crewneck Sweatshirt

$45.95

SKU: 33307249193795538960

      Description

      Is this shirt/costume reaching into your soul? No, it's just looking for for that last oatmeal raisin. You are the jar. Be the jar. Order one up for yourself and/or your whole crew for Halloween—or any time that calls for a one-of-a-kind, off-the-wall (and out-of-the-jar) conceptual costume.

      About the sweatshirt:
      Stay cozy in style with the Gildan® SF000 unisex sweatshirt. Crafted from a blend of 80% ring spun cotton and 20% polyester, with a brushed interior and 100% ring spun cotton face, it offers unmatched comfort and durability. Featuring a dropped shoulder design for a relaxed fit, this sweatshirt is not only stylish but also eco-conscious. Partnering with Better Cotton to enhance cotton farming worldwide, and made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes, you can feel good and look even better.

      - 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content varies for different colors)
      - Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²))
      - Classic fit
      - Tear-away label

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      Description

      Is this shirt/costume reaching into your soul? No, it's just looking for for that last oatmeal raisin. You are the jar. Be the jar. Order one up for yourself and/or your whole crew for Halloween—or any time that calls for a one-of-a-kind, off-the-wall (and out-of-the-jar) conceptual costume.

      About the sweatshirt:
      Stay cozy in style with the Gildan® SF000 unisex sweatshirt. Crafted from a blend of 80% ring spun cotton and 20% polyester, with a brushed interior and 100% ring spun cotton face, it offers unmatched comfort and durability. Featuring a dropped shoulder design for a relaxed fit, this sweatshirt is not only stylish but also eco-conscious. Partnering with Better Cotton to enhance cotton farming worldwide, and made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes, you can feel good and look even better.

      - 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content varies for different colors)
      - Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²))
      - Classic fit
      - Tear-away label

      The InstaCostume™ brand

      When did Halloween stop being weird? These days it's either bore or gore: boringly derivative takes on the latest media and trends, or over-the-top blood and guts stuff that's about as imaginative as an autopsy.

      That's why, way back in 2006, I started percolating the idea of smart, offbeat t-shirt-based Halloween costumes that brought kooky back to spooky. AKA: InstaCostumes.

      Here's my prediction: my InstaCostumes and Halloween t-shirts and accessories will be such a hit at your parties and trick-or-treating, you might even score extra candy. Let me know with the contact form how it goes!

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