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InstaCostume™ - Cookie Jar Costume- Crewneck Sweatshirt

$45.95

SKU: 33307249193795538960

      Description

      Is this shirt/costume reaching into your soul? No, it's just looking for for that last oatmeal raisin. You are the jar. Be the jar. Order one up for yourself and/or your whole crew for Halloween—or any time that calls for a one-of-a-kind, off-the-wall (and out-of-the-jar) conceptual costume.

      Sweatshirt details:
      Same joke, extra cozy. This Cookie Jar InstaCostume comes on a soft unisex crewneck sweatshirt with a relaxed fit — ready for chilly trick-or-treat routes, bonfires and late-October everything. The medium-heavy cotton blend (8.4 oz) keeps you warm without weighing you down, with a brushed interior, ribbed cuffs and a tear-away tag so nothing scratches. A funny Halloween costume sweatshirt you can actually live in — order ahead of Oct 20 so it lands before your party.

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      Description

      Is this shirt/costume reaching into your soul? No, it's just looking for for that last oatmeal raisin. You are the jar. Be the jar. Order one up for yourself and/or your whole crew for Halloween—or any time that calls for a one-of-a-kind, off-the-wall (and out-of-the-jar) conceptual costume.

      Sweatshirt details:
      Same joke, extra cozy. This Cookie Jar InstaCostume comes on a soft unisex crewneck sweatshirt with a relaxed fit — ready for chilly trick-or-treat routes, bonfires and late-October everything. The medium-heavy cotton blend (8.4 oz) keeps you warm without weighing you down, with a brushed interior, ribbed cuffs and a tear-away tag so nothing scratches. A funny Halloween costume sweatshirt you can actually live in — order ahead of Oct 20 so it lands before your party.

      The InstaCostume™ brand

      When did Halloween stop being weird? These days it's either bore or gore: boringly derivative takes on the latest media and trends, or over-the-top blood and guts stuff that's about as imaginative as an autopsy.

      That's why, way back in 2006, I started percolating the idea of smart, offbeat t-shirt-based Halloween costumes that brought kooky back to spooky. AKA: InstaCostumes.

      Here's my prediction: my InstaCostumes and Halloween t-shirts and accessories will be such a hit at your parties and trick-or-treating, you might even score extra candy. Let me know with the contact form how it goes!

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