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Tired of doomscrolling? Try this dreamscroll. It's everything available from Existential Garnish™ at this moment: the t-shirts, the hoodies and all the goodies. Find the ideas that fit you ... or someone you love.
Become an Existential Garnish Member
Tier One
kr 11,00 per month
Access to all posts • Access to all products except exclusive Top-Tier Garnish Drops • 10% discount on all orders • Messaging
- 10% Off All Orders
- Members-Only Products
- Members-Only Posts
- Message ExGarn Anytime
Tier Two
kr 44,00 per month
Everything in Tier One, except the 10% discount increases to 20%
- 20% Off All Orders
- Members-Only Products
- Members-Only Posts
- Message ExGarn Anytime
Tier Three
kr 98,00 per month
Everything in Tier Two, plus free standard shipping on orders and access to exclusive Top-Tier Garnish Drops
- 20% Off All Orders
- Members-Only Products
- Members-Only Posts
- Top-Tier Garnish Drop Access
- Free Standard Shipping
- Message ExGarn Anytime