Existential Garnish will remain your trusted source for human-originated art and writing. It's contrary to my spirit to have a robot create the conceptual foundation of any brand, design or product offered here. The ideas behind everything I sell will remain a human endeavor. That said, as a one-man show with a ridiculously large backlog of ideas to actualize, I do employ AI to help with:

- Product descriptions
- Executing designs from human-originated ideas
- Marketing and outreach
- Website and app creation
- Generating product photos
- Similar time-consuming tasks.

In other words: I do the upfront work, AI does the grunt work.

Hence my latest creation: AG Artificial Gruntelligence™.

It's AI the way it was meant to be: a groveling peon, subservient to its human overlord.