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Why become an Existential Garnish member? Because it's your access to the world's only "marketplace of ideas" that's an actual marketplace of ideas.

If you seek originality and exclusivity, Existential Garnish is like your very own, ever-expanding Mall of the Mind, with a growing selection of smart, one-of-a-kind brands, products and eclectic curveballs you. Can't. Find. Anywhere. Else.

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