Quaint Brain™

Happiness Is Humanness.™

Soon, AI will surpass human achievement in every category, rendering the output of our soggy salad of synapses rather, well: quaint.

In the face of such an upheaval, Quaint Brain™ is an exploration and celebration of what's wonderful and authentic about human creativity, and possible when we apply our still-magnificent minds to anything.



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