Quaint Brain™ Smile With Your Synapses Heavyweight Cotton Tee
AI is going to make all our dreams come true. How depressing is that?
Soon, AI will be churning out 100 Great Gatsbys, Ninth Symphonys, Citizen Kanes and Mona Lisas a minute, rendering the gray matter in our melons sort of, well, quaint by comparison.
Hence, my brand, Quaint Brain. Instead of bowing to our future AI overlords, let's celebrate the quaint and our irreplicable, unpredicatable human brains. In other words:
Happiness Is Humanness.
Keep an eye out for more brands I've created or will be creating (using only my own Quaint Brain, of course) to explore the impacts and angsts that AI is quickly foisting upon us.
The soft, substantial t-shirt itself is:
- 100% cotton
- Slightly relaxed cut
- Available in various colors and sizes
More details
- 100% cotton
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Existential Garnish, Inc.
- Email: contact@support.existentialgarnish.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Quaint Brain™ Smile With Your Synapses Heavyweight Cotton Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|
The Quaint Brain™ Brand
Soon, AI will surpass human achievement in every category, rendering the output of our soggy salad of synapses rather, well: quaint.
In the face of such an upheaval, Quaint Brain™ is an exploration and celebration of what's wonderful and authentic about human creativity ... and possible when we apply our still-magnificent minds to anything.
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