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The collective has spoken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd now, some brief but necessary capitalist groveling about this product:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA sturdy heavy cotton tee — medium-weight 100% cotton with a classic relaxed fit and crew neckline. 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