{"product_id":"existential-garnish™-logo-heavy-cotton-tee","title":"Existential Garnish™ - Logo - Heavy Cotton Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eA perfectly functional article of clothing to garnish your existence. Your torso, specifically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExistential Garnish™\u003cbr\u003eEverything you can imagine. But didn't.™\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz\/yd² \/ 180 g\/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.\u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.\u003cbr\u003e.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.\u003cbr\u003e.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.\u003cbr\u003e.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Existential Garnish","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46686330552492,"sku":"76009595109216457240","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46686330585260,"sku":"20473058496084481867","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46686330618028,"sku":"22364794561734939165","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46686330650796,"sku":"23756436223321635984","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46686330683564,"sku":"31382405751870291380","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46686330716332,"sku":"10530001885871864941","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46686330749100,"sku":"97771670291028124565","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46686330781868,"sku":"27665215466919811835","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46686330814636,"sku":"23699554134702588967","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46686330847404,"sku":"35924596618053948986","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46686330880172,"sku":"93872335620747475094","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46686330912940,"sku":"19336563972377141273","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":46686330945708,"sku":"71624261760784729682","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46686330978476,"sku":"21697101691930163608","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":46686331011244,"sku":"80699026194718763353","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":46686331044012,"sku":"28772159307197381476","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0642\/0126\/1228\/files\/12559257619678064178_2048.jpg?v=1782908400","url":"https:\/\/existentialgarnish.com\/products\/existential-garnish%e2%84%a2-logo-heavy-cotton-tee","provider":"Existential Garnish","version":"1.0","type":"link"}